Widely acclaimed and hugely talented celebrity award winning photographer. Better than anyone else in fact. I get so many highly paid commissions that I have to turn down the ones that don't include a freebie holiday. Camera manufacturers give me free equipment and send me off to exotic locations in the hope I'll endorse them. Recipient of the Nobel Prize for services to photography. The No1 photographer of choice for the dripping rich and famous, heads of state and royalty. Daydreamer extraordinaire.
Well, ok, maybe I am just another wannabe famous snapper like most of the rest of us. Anyway, I can't be a proper photographer as I don't like HDR and I have never been to Lofoten.